Wedding Quotes (120)

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Tags: Judge, Married, Asked

Groucho Marx

A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.

Tags: Wife, Over, Young

Honore de Balzac

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

Tags: Flowers, Except, Smell

Grace Hansen

I remember when I was in school, they would ask, 'What are you going to be when you grow up?' and then you'd have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride.

Tags: Myself, School, Remember

Gwen Stefani

Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.

Tags: Christmas, Eyes, Cry

Ethel Merman

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Tags: Away, Keep, Hollywood

Groucho Marx

In my 50s I'll be dancing at my children's weddings.

Tags: Children, Dancing, Weddings

Michael J. Fox

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.

Tags: Two, Sometimes, Three

Heraclitus

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.

Tags: Woman, Before, Advice

Joseph Addison

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.

Tags: Time, Sense, Makes

Christopher Walken

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