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W. C. Fields

  • W. C. Fields

    William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer.

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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

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Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

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Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Tags: Equality, Begins, Disease
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

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Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

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