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Ogden Nash

Ogden Nash

Frederic Ogden Nash (August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971) was an American poet well known for his light verse.

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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

Tags: Home, Hope, Night
Ogden Nash

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

Tags: Power, Strength, School
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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

Tags: Women, Men, Children
Ogden Nash

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?

Tags: Life, Money, Without
Ogden Nash

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Tags: Scratch, Itch, Having
Ogden Nash

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

Tags: Love, Feeling, Sacrifice
Ogden Nash

The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.

Tags: Good, Love, Justice
Ogden Nash

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

Tags: Mothers, Tongue, Dogs
Ogden Nash

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Tags: Trust, Women, Liar
Ogden Nash

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Tags: Two, Alliance, Birthdays
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