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Mike Judge

Michael Craig "Mike" Judge (born October 17, 1962) is an American actor, voice actor, animator, screenwriter, film director, producer, cartoonist, and musician.

I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean extra money for me. And I've completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And I've copped an attitude.

Tags: Education, Long, Here

Mike Judge

It's amazing what we can get away with and what we can't. But it's not for me to decide.

Tags: Away, Decide

Mike Judge

Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don't think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age.

Tags: Time, Feelings, Different

Mike Judge

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.

Tags: Small, Living, Off

Mike Judge

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

Tags: Ever, Down, Give

Mike Judge

One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York.

Tags: Life, Real, Thinking

Mike Judge

I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something.

Tags: Time, School, Away

Mike Judge