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Dennis Miller

Dennis Miller (born November 3, 1953) is an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality.

I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I've been both in my life.

Tags: Life, Politics, Mom

Dennis Miller

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

Tags: Law, Actually, Writer

Dennis Miller

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.

Tags: Good, Best, Cannot

Dennis Miller

The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.

Tags: School, Need, Special

Dennis Miller

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

Tags: Nothing, Long, Wrong

Dennis Miller

I rant, therefore I am.

Tags: Rant, Therefore

Dennis Miller

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Tags: Marriage, Here, Actually

Dennis Miller

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

Tags: Powerful, Few, Stability

Dennis Miller

Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on.

Tags: Work, Family, Strong

Dennis Miller

I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.

Tags: Life, Time, Game

Dennis Miller

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