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Craig Bruce

Craig Bruce

Craig Bruce Campbell Reucassel (born 31 December 1976, in South Africa) is a television and radio comedian from Sydney, Australia.

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Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Tags: Serious, Wonder, Morality
Craig Bruce

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

Tags: Makes, Fast, Machine
Craig Bruce

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.

Tags: Business, Over, Become
Craig Bruce

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

Tags: Stupid, Parents, Tell
Craig Bruce

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

Tags: Stupid, Made
Craig Bruce

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.

Tags: War, Fighting, Against
Craig Bruce

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.

Tags: Said, Asked, Bank
Craig Bruce

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

Tags: Someone, Kind, Thinking
Craig Bruce

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.

Tags: Long, Behind, Hiding
Craig Bruce

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Tags: Need, Black, Forever
Craig Bruce

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