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Carl Hiaasen

Carl Hiaasen

Carl Hiaasen (; born March 12, 1953) is an American journalist, columnist, and novelist.

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My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a soapbox.

Tags: Angry, Come, Sure
Carl Hiaasen

Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world that need to be fixed. And what better place to get that well of venom and outrage boiling than a newsroom, because you're on the front lines.

Tags: Good, Better, Need
Carl Hiaasen

One problem with age is that patience begins to ebb.

Tags: Mom, Little, She
Carl Hiaasen

You can do the best research and be making the strongest intellectual argument, but if readers don't get past the third paragraph you've wasted your energy and valuable ink.

Tags: Smile, Hurt, Control
Carl Hiaasen

The one thing a lifetime in the newspaper business teaches you is pace - you spend all your time trying to make sure that the reader's going to finish what you're writing.

Tags: Life, Real, Everything
Carl Hiaasen

To me, the newspaper business was a way to learn about life and how things worked in the real world and how people spoke. You learn all the skills - you learn to listen, you learn to take notes - everything you use later as a novelist was valuable training in the newspaper world. But I always wanted to write novels.

Tags: Show, Succeed, Asked
Carl Hiaasen

Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that 'death panels' would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthanasia. Yet for idle entertainment, it's hard to beat Sarah Palin's ignorant nattering on the subject.

Tags: Try, Works, Comic
Carl Hiaasen

From my experience, politicians are much more uncomfortable being made fun of than they are being preached at and screeched at - you know, and the soapbox routine. They're much more uneasy knowing they're a target of ridicule.

Tags: Fun, Made, Knowing
Carl Hiaasen

If you write satire, the guilty pleasure these days is that there's just so much material about. On the other hand, if you have a family it can be depressing.

Tags: Change, Good, Money
Carl Hiaasen

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

Tags: Activists, Pacifists
Carl Hiaasen

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