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Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1953) is an American comedian, writer and actress.

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My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

Tags: Nice, Around, Kids
Rita Rudner

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."

Tags: Funny, Men, Perfume
Rita Rudner

I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.

Tags: Home, Christian, Show
Rita Rudner

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

Tags: Him, Wanted, Married
Rita Rudner

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

Tags: Idea, Name, Eventually
Rita Rudner

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Tags: Until, Started, Toward
Rita Rudner

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Tags: Success, Marriage, Hollywood
Rita Rudner

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Tags: Marriage, Life, Love
Rita Rudner

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.

Tags: Good, Call, Name
Rita Rudner

It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Tags: Work, Beautiful, Without
Rita Rudner

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