Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. Tags: Life, Heart, Cannot Your browser does not support the audio element.
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.Demetri Martin
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.Joan Crawford
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
This is one of the miracles of love: It gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted.C. S. Lewis
This is one of the miracles of love: It gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted.
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.Matt Groening
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth - and truth rewarded me.Simone de Beauvoir
I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth - and truth rewarded me.