Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Tags: Hell, Heaven, Company
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
Dane Cook
Doris Lessing
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
Josh Billings
Theodore Bikel
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Steven Wright