Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Tags: Great, Woman, Eyes
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Bill Cosby
Eddie Izzard
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen
Ian MacKaye
'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.
Katey Sagal